I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.
If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.
tag your porn
I looked at this and had an orgasm
hate to burst your bubble, but if you gave this to an artist there is zero chance of you getting laid because I don’t think you would be able to pry them away from this thing of beauty long enough.
^ Reblogging for that comment
Holy mother of sin I need it
All the porn..
This reminds me of something I had as a child….
My heart is breaking! Look how he’s like “I wonder if I’ll ever get one of these, that would be really nice..” *sad smile* We need to fucking let this happen guys! He’s the King of Hell, ofc he should have he’s own Funko Pop! figure!!!
Hello everyone! I’m on the last few commissions that I have to get done, so I’m reopening commissions for the summer so that I can have a little extra cash to pay my phone bill. So even if you can’t commission me, please reblog this post so that more people see it!
- I charge by what I think my work is worth, prices are non-negotiable in most circumstances. Only in certain cases will I lower my prices.
- Unless prompted by me, I do not do requests.
- Commissions in which the nipples (of all genders) or other genitals are unclothed WILL NOT be accepted unless valid identification that you are over 18 is provided.
- NSFW art includes: Nipples unclothed, genitals unclothed, oral sexual contact, fingering, etc. The price for NSFW art in which full sexual activity is happening will be discussed privately.
- I WILL NOT DRAW: NON-CON, RAPE, HUMAN-ON-ANIMAL BESTIALITY OR POKEPHILIA, UNDERAGE PORN, LOLI OR SHOTACON, OR HATE ART OF ANY KIND.
- I have the right to decide if your request falls into any of these categories, and I reserve the right to turn down your request for any reason, or for no reason at all.
- I request the money up front. There will be no refunds unless in the case of unfinished commissions.
- The price to add a character only applies if the characters are both in the same picture.
- Please contact me at pearlling.tumblr.com if you’re interested in commissioning me!
Help me raise money for my trip this summer!